Obviously, Santa Claus is one of the 1% rich people in the world (not part of the 99% of normal human beings). That means he has lots of money and resources. He should be made to give up all those riches to the rest of us. So, I’m organizing a “sit-in” at the North Pole. It will be cold. Bring your insulated underwear, thermal boots and snowmobile suits. We will block the entrance to Santa’s shop.
I know Santa is part of the 1% bad guys because he makes toys all year round and delivers them on Christmas around the world. It takes a lot of money to do all that. He has been known to deliver new cars to “big kids”. It is not fair that Santa have all that “wealth”.
In case you doubt Santa’s motives, remember, he watches you through electronic surveillance all year to find out if you’ve been “naughty or nice”. He uses GPS, computer “cookies” to watch your electronic communication and “apps” to monitor your cell phones. What gives him the right to keep watching you and then use the information against you?
To top it off, Santa is guilty of breaking and entering almost every home in the world. He lands on roof tops, probably damaging shingles, then slides uninvited down the chimney. Santa is the only one I know that can enter your living room and nobody reports him. We feed Santa cookies and milk. That makes no sense! We feed a felon.
And then there is the pollution. You can’t tell me eight reindeer led by Rudolph can fly around the world in one night without polluting the environment. There is the flatulance, along with the body discharges. In this day of promoting “green”, Santa’s reindeer are a disgrace.
With my “occupy Santa” effort, I plan to change the world. We will get rid of Christmas once and for all. That certainly will make the world a better place.
By the way, Santa, maybe you could find it in your heart to bring me Obsession After Shave Lotion with moisturizer. It is really expensive at Macy’s. I’ve been good most of the time.
Happy Holidays!
Love,
Dad