Today is Friday the 13th. I drove my car defensively today to avoid any people recklessly flying their broomsticks. Actually my leg began to bother me again this morning. As careful as I have been in rehabilitation, the leg is still “owchie”. Maybe the 13th had something to do with it. Maybe the againg process is taking over. Maybe I am not listening to my personal Doctor in Madison.
So I decided to boost my self esteem. Do you know that you can get cosmetic foot surgery? It is equivalent to a face-lift or getting breast implants. It intales such things as having bone shaved off the outer parts of your foot to make it look longer and sleeker. Fat can be removed from the end of your toes and your toes can be lengthened and tapered for additional sleekness. There is some myth about the second toe being longer than the other toes. They can do that too. It has something to do with sexuality.
Wait a minute! Guys don’t do cosmetic surgery with feet and toes. If any thing that is a female thing. No, it is an idiot thing. I don’t know what the risk is to being able to walk normally in the future but it can’t be good. The operations start at about $15,000.
Don’t we have enough important issues to solve in this world without cosmetically enhancing the feet. Maybe it can be justified for people who have a foot fetish.
We are mid-way through July. My Green Bay Stockholders meeting is in less than 2 weeks and Packer training camp begins the next day. My Packer team made $42 million last year. Not bad for an emotional investment that is worthless.
Love,
Dad